That's tits up to you Bitch

In light of the goddamn fucking insane gas prices, I have become accustomed to playing the cheap gas price game. The only problem is, is that everyone else who lives around me tries to play that game too. And I mean I don't want to be completely unreasonable and say that well, while I can buy cheap gas, no one else can, but the following message IS for those fucking punk ass nasty suburban kids who think it's fucking cool to park your car in the gas station parking lot and show it off especially when the gas station is already congested. GO GET A FUCKING LIFE! GO TO AN EMPTY PARKING LOT AND NOT THE GAS STATION.

Yesterday I went to the gas station and left frustrated. I went and couldn't even get into the station. I had to wait in the middle lane on a major street. Once I was able to pull in, there was no where to go and all cars were lined up for the pump. I figured I could just pull into a spot and wait a few minutes while the traffic died down, but all those fucking suburban kids had taken up the spots with their nasty cars. I'm sure the only thing running through their minds was "Look at my baby. Paid and souped up by my parents income. Want to screw around in the back?" I'm sure there has been a drastic increase in teenage pregnancy in my neighourhood.

In the end, I sped out in anger, and went to a gas station that was way too far and vowed never to go back to the gas station by my house. Godforsaken piss rats.