For the Love of God. Someone Help Our Prime Minister

Now I'm not a big fan our our new Conservative government. I tried to convince everyone I knew to vote anything but Conservative, but somehow, out in Western Canada, they believed that Stephen Harper was meant to be our next Prime Minister.

About 2 months have passed. Besides his occasional semi-retarded comments, the robot who we call PM has done a tolerable job (if you exclude the fact that he's completely fucked up childcare in this country, could potentially screw up our healthcare, and has broken about a half dozen other promises he made in his platform) probably because it doesn't seem like he has much to do except travel and mingle with other leaders in the world. Which leads me to my beef... the way Stephen Harper looks when he's meeting with other world leaders.

I've seen him wear this retarded vest twice already! Once while in Afghanistan, and the second while meeting with Mexico and the US. The man has admitted to packing on a few pounds, which is fine, but his publicists and wardrobe assistants haven't seemed to get the message. Overall the man doesn't dress poorly, but his stupid vest:

1. Makes his stomach look 2 times the size, and makes his body severely out of proportion. Perhaps the brains of the robot and power source are in the vest?
2. Reminds you of some sport fisherman who's about to take off for a weekend at the cottage to do a little fishing... can you take him seriously? Or it could pass as a vest you might wear in the military. Yeah boys let's play war!! I'm the soldier and you're the bad guy! Bang bang!
3. goddamn lacks professionalism. That hick Bush has more decency to wear a nice light summer dress shirt.

Note the following images:

Exhibit A: Not sooo bad...

Exhibit B: ugh. Make note of really short arms

Exhibit C: 10th trimester

I know there are more important issues in the country, but do we really want the world to think of us Canadians as frumpy? That we're such mean people, we force our PM to wear nasty suits from 1989 because we won't give him a little money to purchase a new one?