"I hate __________ day"

Today I sat slouched on the couch watching the latest episode of Laguna Beach. A terrible, terrible show that I'm addicted to (more so for the funny aftershow). Today's episode was titled, "I hate Valentine's Day". Obviously the show was pre-taped and a little behind seeing how today is Mother's day and not Valentine's day. However, that is besides the point. Take note of the "I hate Valentine's day", modify it to "I hate ________ day" and then insert the word Mother. In fact, you can insert whichever holiday you hate. In some cases it might not make sense so you can re-write the whole fucking statement.

LC's pain about Valentine's day isn't much different than how I feel about Valentine's day, not to mention any day that requires a family gathering, birthdays, and any other day commemorating some member of the family. Something along the lines of: lonely, depressed and angry. For the most part, it's all super commercialized (you need to buy what everyone will say is an adequate present) or if you try to be unique and do something a little different (maybe something homemade) there's no sense of appreciation or acknowledgement. Garbage. Everything is always garbage.