My 12 Step Program

I've been working on a 12 step program to overcome my addiction to... er 'peanuts'. I don't quite know what all of the 12 steps will be, but I've come up with the first 5:

1) Admit you have a problem
2) Stop grabbing peanuts
3) Stop spacing out and thinking about peanuts 24/7... just freaking quit cold turkey
4) Remove any references and images of peanuts
5) Repeat, "no more peanuts" (like 10 times a day). Say it like a statement and not like a question! It's time to draw the line and have self-control

And for a short period of time I'm adding the bonus seminar on the prevention of that damn toe of the camel. Why does this still happen in the world? Do women not understand? It'll outline causes and steps that can be taken to avoid this embarrassing phenomenon.