I love my daddy

My dad has to be one of the funniest men alive. I don't know if he means to be, but some of the things he says just cracks me up. Sometimes I laugh so hard I think I'm going to wee in my pants.

My dad hates a lot of television commercials because he thinks they're retarded. And yes, most of the time he is right. His latest target has been this commercial from CIBC featuring the main character from "Love Monkey", a show also featuring Jason Priestly (I thought he disappeared). Anyways, he's leaving the bank, there's annoying music playing and he's questioning all these people about their finances and all the people keep on saying "Yes!". So as my dad is walking away he always mutters his own version and always in a whiny high pitch voice...

- Are you poor?
-Yes!
- Do you want money?
- Yes!
- Do you want to win the lottery?
- Yes!
- Jesus Christ, go get yourself a fucking job!

Bha ha ha! I guess you actually have to know him and hear him say it to find it funny.