Attack of the Birds

Yesterday I went and picked up my brand spanking new car. I'm really excited about my first set of wheels, but this has only been possible after carefully tucking away the idea of being broke for the rest of my life.

On more pressing matters, there must exist some sort of affinity between new cars and birds. Today as I was going to go and get my car inspected for the insurance purposes, I was attacked by a flock of birds who suddenly decided to shit all over my car. My nice... clean... shiny... car. Needless to say I was pissed like you wouldn't believe. Did they aim for my car? What was it that made them choose my car?!? So after the guy sent off digital pics of my shit covered car, I quickly drove home to spray it clean. And not even after a day of enjoying my new car it was already-- spoiled.

Birds.... I shall have my revenge [fist shaking in air]

Only a few more days till I leave for Europe!